Fuck yes.

Amazingly positive news today, the much talked about sequel to one the greatest movies ever is finally actually going into production.

For those of you yet to experience the majesty of the Boondock Saints, get on that shit now. Seriously. It is a very well acted, expertly directed tale of brothers who decide to become bad ass vigilantes in the name of God. They have sick ass accents and deal out some crucially vicious justice to evil doers in South Boston.

This film has it all really - serious theological and philosophical questions that are vaguely explored in the background of intense violence. They throw in very well crafted characters and witty dialogue just to make sure that no other movies can adequately compare.

To top it all off, Boondock is amazingly quotable and goes perfect with drinking.

In summation, Boondock Saints earn a Rating of "Beast" on my just developed rating things scale, which goes Beast, Eh, and Lame. None of that 8.4/10 Bullshit on the CL. I keeps it real!!

booo!

In the spirit of Halloween, here is my number one video of all time involving costumes:

all fall down

Whats that you say? You can't make it through a Monday without watching a hilarious video of a large person taking a long anticipated spill?? Me either:

(Fast forward 2 mins to get to the good stuff)

Maybe sit the next couple of plays out, champ.

Perhaps you heard that Isiah Thomas maybe pulled a T.O. and tried to off himself by taking a bunch of pills, which he followed with a hospital visit and a very strange denial (he claimed his daughter took the pills; this is bonehead move from a guy who is a master at pulling bonehead moves (Marbury and Francis in the same back court? Randolph and Curry in the front court? What could go wrong?)

I mean, dude WTF? You go from being one of the greatest PGs of all time, to becoming one of the worst executives in all of sports, to this. Before he got fired for doing a horrible job (they never won more than 33 games under his "leadership"), he managed to end up on the wrong side of a little $11,600,000 sexual harassment settlement.

You know what I like about this guy? He royally fucked over a team in the Eastern Conference (and thereby compete with the Wiz for those crucial playoff spots every year). Also, there is some evidence that he is fucking nuts (he threatened ESPN writer Bill Simmons) - before the whole blaming a suicide attempt on his daughter move.

Now if only Detroit and Boston could hire completely incompetent "executives" we'd be getting somewhere (also it would be great if LeBron didn't cry and bitch his way to the FT line constantly).

Do you live in Real America?

Apparently, I don't. My portion of America does not have a crucial crystal meth problem (as far as I know).



I know this video is terribly biased; but good God, I swear that I actually have more executive experience than Ms. Palin. Unfortunately, those East Coast elites in Washington (read: fake America) have banned me from running the country until I turn 35.

Good thing for Real America, since my first order of business would be to eliminate any subsidies that I deem inefficient (such as this one).

Meet Your 2008 NFL MVP

Wow I have a butt load (pause) of work to do today so I will likely not be posting as prolifically as normal. Actually having a ton of work is the best time to procrastinate, who am I kidding?

Anyways, this it too fucking sweet not to share. My favorite player in the NFL as you may or may have noticed is tearing shit up, leading the league in rushing yards. Some quick hits on CP:

He is the one of three players in NFL history to rush for 120 yards in five consecutive games (Jim Brown and OJ).

He may or may have recently moved to the smartest city in the country (now with 35% more trophy wives in SUVs!) Bethesda, MD.

Even though he missed half of the 2006 season, he still has averaged over 1,260 rushing yards per year in his first 6 seasons.

Also, as Brian Mitchell can tell you, his 'pockets straight.'

Graph of The Day.