lamest. bday. ever. Lebron Edition

One of my arch nemesis-es, for the sake of his privacy we'll refer to him only as 'LeBron J" actually has a fair amount in common with yours truly. We are both young, money makin players in the prime of our careers, getting stupid press and mad love from the media. OK, lets be slightly more realistic - we are both above average in height and both will not be playing for the Cavs next season.

However, we do have some key differences: LeBron can jump slightly higher while I can dance much better, observe:

Are you fucking kidding me? That has to be the lamest party of all time considering it is being attended by this supposed 'global icon' who makes over $17M in salary alone (plus some sizable endorsement cheddar).

I mean, I almost feel bad for the guy - he's fucking 25 and this is the party he gets?! Maybe he could have learned to throw a better rager if he attended college. Whoops.