i know you wanna hit that

Hunter Smith Fake Field Goal Touchdown Video | The News is NowPublic.com

Hunter Smith Fake Field Goal Touchdown Video | The News is NowPublic.com

this note is mad eloquent and shit

finally

Fucking links not working, mad annoying. Peep this bad boy!

Bang bang, I hit the ground

This is what happens when you cause a minor inconvenience to an authority figure in the South. Regardless if you yourself are an actual authority figure, you will be shot. Right there, in a municipal building if need be.

"Fire Chief Don Payne didn't hesitate to tell the judge what he thought of the police and their speed traps.

The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court."

run run run jump!

So guess who's not going to get any work done the rest of today? YOU. That's who.

welcome back, george michael

So it looks like all those wishy washy hipsters have decided to turn their backs on their now former poster boy, Michael Cera. This is great news for me since I hate hipsters and now I may resume enjoying Mr Cera's unique brand of awkward comedy. As you were: