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That's What's Up

Big ups to my man Jeff who runs (more or less) the admissions/recruiting squad down south.

That's in your face, other schools!

I was no psyc major, but I'll bet people really want to go here cuz its the fucking jam.

PS - I am so fucking lucky that fate intervened and prevented me from ending up at this incredibly weak school. I would be at least 3-4% less awesome had I spent my four years of blacked-out raging there, freezing my ass off.

Carl's Analysis:

[Hat tip: Pit Master]

Touchdown? High Fiiiive!

total dagger of the week

Yep being unconscious for three hours and losing you vision 110% qualifies as a Total Dagger.

lay off me I'm starving!!

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Like many of you, I have roommates. Also, like many of you, we occasionally eat each others food. However, we never stoop to emailing each other about it in that weak ass passive aggressive style of a perturbed colleague.

Confused? If you live with someone who sends you something like this, move out. Wait, first beat the fuck out of them with a bag of oranges for being a huge pussy, then move out.

go team!

There are gonna be soooo many Cardinals fans come Monday, you have been warned.