we must protect this garage

If you going to be doing any B&E in the near future, I think it best to avoid any houses that have armed themselves with swords. Shit might get real (via the bmore sun):

"A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed a man who broke into the garage of his off-campus residence early Tuesday, a Baltimore police spokesman said."

[HT: Magoo & Toma$]