yes. that was a lie. i was assuming you hadn't read it.

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are you ready for some mismanagement!?!?!

Remember when we had Sean Taylor alive, a Hall of Famer on the sideline and Chris Samuels leading the way for perennial pro-bowler? Those were the days.

this jerky is OK, but it doesn't make me jittery enough

Since the dawn of time, man has sought to combine stimulants with well, everything. From the coca leaves included in CocaCola to Sparks Energy Drink, folks have always been looking for ways to get up to get down. This brings us to the latest incarnation of this age old quest: PerkyJerky

"Perky Jerky caffeinated beef jerky is the world’s first performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we’ve combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Whether you love it because it’s the best tasting jerky around, or because it provides a nice little pick-me-up (similar to coffee or energy drinks), you’re not alone. You’ll find addicts in both camps"

Looks like someone

has a case of the Mondays!

fighter of the nightman

1721 is getting pumped for Halloween, son!

its about time

It the age old conflict of hipsters v. bros, I think I have made it abundantly clear where I stand. If you are still wondering, jump off a bridge for being a moron (or not reading this bitchin blog like a bawse).

Hipsters are an ironic sort. Not that in they are actually in any way cleverly ironic in their obvious tastes for non-mainstream sunglasses, beverages and bars but ironic in that their desire to collectively praise the pursuit of irony so blindingly that they themselves have become the very trend following sheep that they profess to pity.

One such seemingly ironic taste that they have ubiquitously embraced is that of the formerly blue collar Pabst Blue Ribbon. Apparently hipsters have realized that everyone doing the same thing is no longer in the spirit of the counter culture rebellious irony. Dagger.

well this is awkward

Here is the Nation's Capital we are treated to wild stunts - like your occasional fake press conference. In your face, everyone involved!

shorty got low

The CL travel department is jumping off to NOLA tommorrow so there will likely be a dearth of beast ass post for the next couple days. Dagger. For you.

Now watch my man break it down:

preach it Riggo!

Here is Hall of Fame Redskins tailback John Riggins speaking truth to power:

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch? yes, yes he does.

This type of conflict almost never occurs in my 4,600 lb coupe that gets 19 mpg. In your face Sierra Club!

[HT: Sheel]

let me borrow $1.5B so I can buy this team

This will not come as news to any Skins fan but good god is the Danny a socipathic douche bag. After 10 years on the job its like its his first fucking day (borrowed from one of the following excellent articles):

Read Drew first. Then Sally.

He bans free speech (he's a little bitch who can't take well deserved criticism from those who have paid for a right to express themselves).

ima die wit my finger on the trigger

the next big thing

rando new band: The Gossip

free beats

who you gonna call?

how abooot some hockey, eh?

Hockey season starts up today which is nice because as a native Washingtonian, our hockey franchise is the only one that is not currently making me the subject of pity and ridicule. Go Caps! Let's go ahead and get fired up with arguably the best pre-game intro video the world has ever known (if you guessed that its from the University of Alaska Fairbank's hockey team, please get out more; via WithLeather):

I immediately regret this decision.

Got some new ink today - Hey everybody, come see how good I look!