its about time

It the age old conflict of hipsters v. bros, I think I have made it abundantly clear where I stand. If you are still wondering, jump off a bridge for being a moron (or not reading this bitchin blog like a bawse).

Hipsters are an ironic sort. Not that in they are actually in any way cleverly ironic in their obvious tastes for non-mainstream sunglasses, beverages and bars but ironic in that their desire to collectively praise the pursuit of irony so blindingly that they themselves have become the very trend following sheep that they profess to pity.

One such seemingly ironic taste that they have ubiquitously embraced is that of the formerly blue collar Pabst Blue Ribbon. Apparently hipsters have realized that everyone doing the same thing is no longer in the spirit of the counter culture rebellious irony. Dagger.