Beer The Turtle

So how about that huge upset in the ACC tourney last night (MD over Wake)? Well played by an under-talented Maryland team. In reward for our efforts we get to take on the flaming cameron crazies tonight. Instead of listing the myriad of reasons why Duke is mad gay, I will simply let their own fans show you.

Here is one of their now famous 'cheer sheets' that they hand our to their fans before the game. When they're not raping strippers, those Dukies can be counted on for the weakest joans in the history of joaning. My favorites include:

"To draw distinctions between us and Maryland, we can chant "We don't riot" or "We don't throw stuff"

"Maryland uses the slogan "Fear the turtle" but we prefer "Smear the turtle"

If this is not the weakest shit talking ever, I hope I never hear what is, because I will die laughing/peeing myself with extreme pity for their nerdiness.

They are like that dude you see at a party who is horribly unfunny yet trying waaayyy too hard. Something about that guy; you just want to beat him to death the second you hear his fourth, "Don't go there!" remark. Fucking hate that guy.