Today is the 69th Birthday of one Chuck Norris. Here are some things about Mr Norris that you may or may not know:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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