With the recent development that basically everyone is juicing, I would like to remind my readers that you too are a bunch of fucking cheaters, assuming you have ever used this illicit "Vitaminwater" product.
And while I find our new President to be a very eloquent speaker, I couldn't help but cringe a little at this sound bite regarding the A-Roid scandal where he speaks as if this will be a lesson to our nation's youth.
Here is the lesson kids: if you cheat to get ahead, you might one day be embarrassed publicly. Oh yeah, but you can keep the insane amount of cash that comes as a result of said cheating. So you'll have a lot of shame to bear as you do blow off some Brazilian model on your yacht in St Barts. Think about it kids. Shame bearing is tough.
1 comment:
Your synopsis is relatively accurate. However, you have erred in one key aspect. You assume that A-Rod would do blow off a girl. Replace the word girl with she-male and you're gravy.
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