This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

If this shit doesn't piss you off, you should really just jump off a fucking bridge. I am actually far too enraged for my usual eloquent prose right now so I'll Mr Ufford from WithLeather handle the breakdown:


The Preakness is not only one-third of horse-racing’s Triple Crown, it is also the East Coast’s largest gathering of shirtless white guys in cargo shorts. Attracting lacrosse players and sorority girls from Maryland, New Jersey, and eastern Pennsylvania, the Preakness infield is possibly the most public forum for upper-class white kids to act like drunken assholes. However, this year, Preakness officials have made a break with history and will no longer allow alcohol or any other beverages into the infield. Instead, 16-oz beers will be available for $3.50 apiece, which translates to “way more expensive per beer than a case of Bud Light”

What's a great way to ruin your business in the middle of a fucking depression? Make sweeping changes to your product that greatly reduce its demand. Fucking moron.