Well Mardi Gras 2009 is officially here. If I were back in the 504, I would be nowhere near a computer, let alone able to form sentences. Let's quickly rank the holidays:
1. Mardi Gras
Celebrates: Booze and Boobies and Whip Its. Nuff said.
2. Thanksgiving
Marked by: Football and overeating. A fair amount drinking helps, but is inevitable marred by family drunkeness which often gets awkward, quickly.
3. Halloween
Plus: Slutty costumes and general excuse to get stupid.
Minus: Due to poorly crafted calendars, can fall in the middle of the week.
This guy (left) agrees that the Gras is numero uno.
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