FACE

I have a few friends hailing from Boston (actually Newton, MA and one chump from fucking New Hampshire) who can be, shockingly, occasionally obnoxious when discussing the 2nd highest payroll in baseball, aka the BoSawwks.

From the land of Crabcakes and Football, we would like to give you fuckers a huge F-U having handed Beantown the worst loss of the Terry Francona era. Up 10-1 in the 7th inning, the Sox were sitting pretty and warming up the bus (I assume they ride a bus). Unfortunately, the O's had other plans, scoring 10 unanswered runs and handing the Bo Sox their worst lead-blow (ed: totally a noun) since 1989.

Three words come to mind: Total facial, LaFleur!