smoooooootttt

Best email of the Day from my good frirend Fred Smoot:

"Fred became a fan of Fred Smoot on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too.

To see more details and confirm this invitation, follow the link below:
http://www.facebook.com/n/?pages/Fred-Smoot/125839442649&mid=cf5d3cG2ac300G13ac5fdG4c

Thanks,
The Facebook Team"

I have to admit, I like Fred for occasionally stopping the run, but his conduct off the field is really what wins him the hearts of football fans (below is from the infamous Love Boat Scandal when Mr Smoot succumbed to the temptations that are Lake Minneontoka):

Fred Smoot: Indecent conduct, disorderly conduct, and lewd or lascivious conduct for allegedly holding a double-headed dildo and inserting it into the vaginas for two women who were laying on the floor in the lounge area. After one woman left he continued to "manipulate the dildo" inside the other woman in front of the young crew.