2-7 here we come!

Haven't devoted too much time to the Wizards on the CL, but since they're about to turn the corner to tonight, moving to an awe inspiring 2-7 on the season, there is no time like the present.

How does a team that makes the playoffs go 1-7 in their first 8 games you ask? Well, like most incredibly complex questions, this doozy really has many causes.

One - we were never that great to begin with. Keep in mind we have not won more than 45 regular season games (playing in the less than competitive Eastern Conference) since 1979. Not good.

Two - out best scorer is out again with his 3rd knee surgery.

Three - Brendan Haywood decided to stop playing like a huge pussy in 2007 and had a career year. He is currently out until Feb with a broken wrist.

I'm going to stop there, even though there are many more reasons for our blowing of goats in 2008. Let's talk about how money our future is:

This kid is fucking legit.

So is this one.

So don't everybody get all freaked out when we are fucking sweet. Eventually. Maybe. Good god please start winning you a-holes.

UPDATE: Even though my man Tuff Juice dropped 32, we are now 1-8. Fuck me.