Friday, November 7, 2008

Break yourself, fool!


Tomorrow I am paying for the privilege to run around in the woods of Leesburg, VA avoiding high speed projectiles (about 200mph). Kinda of like this guy, except with less padding and no wages.

Psyc! I am totally gonna light up any bamma that steps to me. Kinda like Omar, only slightly . . . no fuck that, exactly like Omar (ok, without the gay part).

I've never played before, but just the chance of seeing the below scenario play out is worth it:
If a player’s mask falls off during a game, he should immediately lie face down on the ground, and yell "Mask!" or "Goggles!" to alert game officials and other players to discontinue play until the player is able to replace their goggles.


"Goggles!!!"

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