Sunday, December 7, 2008

get well soon.


We here at the CL would like to wish a speedy recovery to our good friend and longtime drinking buddy, one Bear Grylls. Mr Grylls was recently injured doing something EXTREME in the Arctic. Bear is no stranger to injury as his military career ended when he fractured a couple vertebrae when his parachute ripped at 16,000 feet. He was laid up for 18 months before he fully recovered. Bear got back on his feet and celebrated by climbing Mount Everest. He then proceeded to start fucking shit up and created a beast ass show Man vs Wild where he kicks the shit out of nature with a knife and flint.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Dude's a fraud:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article2116195.ece

Your hero is a beeeyatch. He probably hurt his back trying to pick up an M&M from the floor.