Monday, December 29, 2008

No Romo


Merry Christmas to all my tremendous readers. I hope you all got what you wanted. Me and the other Redskins fans were treated to our annual Cowboys December Choke-fest. It was freakin' awesome. In addition, apparently Tony Romo collapsed in the shower after predictably shitting the bed in Philly. I bet his millions of dollars and celebrity girlfriend (ed: functionally retarded) offer him no comfort since very influential bloggers like myself consider him to be a huge fucking loser.

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