Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Man Fails Faking Death, Tries It For Real


Crazy story about this dude Marcus Schrenke who recently attempted to fake his own death by parachuting from a private plane and letting it crash in the swamp. Let's bullet point this bitch:
  • Marcus loses a fuckload of money by (allegedly) committing securities fraud.
  • Wife files for divorce.
  • He heads down south for his wild and crazy adventure.
  • Charters plane on route to Destin, FL (a favorite destination of mine, especially McGuires)
  • Bails from plane, plane crashes
  • Convinces local yokel that he was "in a canoeing accident"
  • Gets ride to town, picks up Crotch Rocket that the stashed in self storage unit
  • Rides to campground
  • Slits wrists
  • Taken into custody

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