Crazy story about this dude Marcus Schrenke who recently attempted to fake his own death by parachuting from a private plane and letting it crash in the swamp. Let's bullet point this bitch:
- Marcus loses a fuckload of money by (allegedly) committing securities fraud.
- Wife files for divorce.
- He heads down south for his wild and crazy adventure.
- Charters plane on route to Destin, FL (a favorite destination of mine, especially McGuires)
- Bails from plane, plane crashes
- Convinces local yokel that he was "in a canoeing accident"
- Gets ride to town, picks up Crotch Rocket that the stashed in self storage unit
- Rides to campground
- Slits wrists
- Taken into custody
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