Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Recent convo fleshing out the costs an benefits of 'being a part of history' Tuesday in DC:

Jon: at least there's not a chance of "Crush Conditions" on the Metro
me: haha thats not a chance its a fact
Jon: or portapotties spilling over onto the crowd
here's what you should do
Invite over 400 of your closest friends
put your TV in the corner on the other side of the room
and then try and watch what's going on over their heads
That sounds about right to me
me: dude im 6'3
no problems
Jon: 6'2" 1/2
me: haha
Jon: they grow them big in the midwest
who do you think is going to be here?
Plus
HELLO
black people are tall
me: hahahah

That is correct, my friend 'Jon' just used the all caps HELLO.