Friday, August 28, 2009

bamma of the week - rhymes with re-angelo

Tonight all my fellow Skins fas get treated to our typical Sunday - JC and Sanatana fucking shit up b/c they're both money as shit and one over priced free agent looking like a total bust.

Look no further than some well written (full disclosure - I'm an awesome writer) previous posts explaining the career of one DeAngelo Hall. This total loser is earning $23M by letting other guys run by him, around him and basically make him look like the huge bust that he is. From the 2009 Football Outsiders almanac:

In Oakland, Hall had to defend against some of the best quarterbacks in the league, including Jay Cutler, Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, and Matt Ryan. Hall’s four starts for Washington came against Joe Flacco, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Donovan McNabb, and Shaun Hill. Alert readers will remember former Redskins cornerback Walt Harris’ “career year” for the 49ers in 2006. Harris grabbed eight interceptions in that year — including two from Raiders backup Marques Tuiasosopo, two from Seahawks backup Seneca Wallace, one from Jake Plummer (on his way out in Denver), and one from Cutler (embryonic version). Moral of the story: When defensive backs enjoy massive spikes in performance, look at the quarterbacks.

Also, please spare the "but he's defending Randy Moss tonight! Moss is soooo fast!" Please keep in mind that Mr Hall ran a fucking 4.15 40 yd dash and is a full 8 years younger than Randy. Its not that DeAngelo doesnt have speed (he used to be insanely fast in fact) its that he sucks at playing football, and is a huge bitch.

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