motherfucker

So if you're like me, you came into existance through some lady's vagine. And the dude who knocked said lady up played a part as well (mad gross!). Anyway, said persons may or may not have joined facebook. Total dagger I know - but all the crazy shit on there about you, even your lame ass beer bong pics will not likely surprise them assuming your 'rents are not giant retards/blissfully ignorant/innocently naive. When they hear from their man Andy Rooney about this "new" website (the fb) you are basically boned. Unless you refuse their inevitable friend request, which will not cause awkardness until at least Thanksgiving. In any case, use this bitch to mock those who have the audacity to give us life AND try to reach out to us in our self selected medium of choice. Jebus.