As a passionate Redskins fan, I hate the fucking shit out of the weak ass Cowboys. As a law abiding US taxpayer, I hate crackheads who try to kill people with scissors. Thus, I am not too fond of that ass clown that was fired from ESPN awhile back.
Also, folks should know that my man Colt was a little off in his preseason debut only because he has picked up a horrible habit for an NFL QB - boning Jessica Simpson. Luckily we are not relying on Mr Brennan for our playoff success. Yet.
Wow that is some good ass hating. Lets continue:
They currently employ a scrub who is best known for being functionally illiterate and racist.
Wade Phillips has man boobs and is 0-4 in the playoffs.
The Cowboys last won a playoff game when Tony Romo was 16 years old. I think that makes him about 47 at the start of this season.
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