Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Cowboys Acquire Overrated Douchebag WR


Roy Williams will be joining the 3rd place Dallas Cowboys as of yesterday. I like this move since they gave up three draft picks (including a 1st!) for a guy who has eclipsed the lofty total of 838 yards in only one of his four underachieving, injury prone, forgettable NFL seasons. He will fit right in with the Cowboys since he has never won a playoff game, like most of their players. Besides the one that tried to kill himself and whines like a bitch when he is only thrown to 20 times. I think that guy won a playoff game in Philly right? Wrong. (editors note: he last won in SF in 2003; still a huge bitch).

Fun fact for my non-NFL obsessed readers: While Mr. Williams makes over $6 million per year, he has no sympathy for hard working service employees as he has publicly admitted

"There's no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say 'Thank you sir.' ... The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he's coming for free."


Assuming Mr Williams actually works the American average 282 days per year, he earns about $22,000 every workday.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He'd still be the best WR on the Redskins...by a lot. Your hating blinds you.