straight joaning.

It has come to my attention that I have not really been joaning enough in this space. CL is long overdue for some hardcore joaning on bammas. Today we are hating one of the lamest activities out there: Adult Kickball.

What's that you say? You are a socially awkward person and consequentially have very few friends? Why not sign up to participate in a slow moving, nonathletic game with other socially awkward people!?! Are you worried that your boring lame ass still won't make new friends? Fear not fellow social outcast! Afterward we really stir things up with that lame ass drinking game that you should have stopped playing 10 years ago, flip cup! Like the kickball game before it, it will not really reward any individual effort at all but instead mildly punish the team that got stuck with some relatively uncoordinated individuals!

Apparently the above pitch has widespread appeal and has generated a substantial demand since this shit is spreading. Who would have that that there are so many lame 20 somethings? I certainly did not foresee this situation, since I went to a beast ass college where everyone was pretty much awesome. Our nerds would likely be the coolest people at your relatively weak ass school. Thanks for graduating all those future kickballers, your school.


**Editors Note: The above hilarious joan session does not apply to the Danger Cats. I know some of those cats and they fucking crush life. And occasionally cavort with lame ass kickball people.