Saturday, October 25, 2008

Maybe sit the next couple of plays out, champ.


Perhaps you heard that Isiah Thomas maybe pulled a T.O. and tried to off himself by taking a bunch of pills, which he followed with a hospital visit and a very strange denial (he claimed his daughter took the pills; this is bonehead move from a guy who is a master at pulling bonehead moves (Marbury and Francis in the same back court? Randolph and Curry in the front court? What could go wrong?)

I mean, dude WTF? You go from being one of the greatest PGs of all time, to becoming one of the worst executives in all of sports, to this. Before he got fired for doing a horrible job (they never won more than 33 games under his "leadership"), he managed to end up on the wrong side of a little $11,600,000 sexual harassment settlement.

You know what I like about this guy? He royally fucked over a team in the Eastern Conference (and thereby compete with the Wiz for those crucial playoff spots every year). Also, there is some evidence that he is fucking nuts (he threatened ESPN writer Bill Simmons) - before the whole blaming a suicide attempt on his daughter move.

Now if only Detroit and Boston could hire completely incompetent "executives" we'd be getting somewhere (also it would be great if LeBron didn't cry and bitch his way to the FT line constantly).

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