Thursday, October 30, 2008

Me to Ben: Fuck your Couch!


So this dickhead of a QB who gets sacked a lot, threw 4 picks last game and has already led the league in picks once in his short career, is afraid of playing at FedEx. As he should be. Our fierce pass rush [ed note: sarcasm] and his weak O line are a match made in heaven.

Before I get ahead of myself, lets bring this Skins party back to reality. Our D is solid and has only achieved its strong 8 ranking while facing weak ass offenses (ranking) the Saints(1), Cardinals(5), Giants(3), Cowboys(7), Eagles(8).

Wait time out, we won all those games??? Shut the fuck up. And we're still the 8th ranked D? After shutting down those top offenses???

Ok, but lets talk about the team with the mascot whose sexual orientation is beyond reproach. They are getting lots of props by the four letter (ESPN), they must have beaten some good teams right? No, they only beat one team over .500?? The Ravens with the rookie QB??

Gametime. Fuck your couch.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Sorry. Guaranteed loss for the skins this week.

Unknown said...

Wait, you won all those games? I seem to remember being at Giants Stadium opening day watching your boys get dominated. Its always nice to let your imagination run wild, though...

Unknown said...

fuck YOUR couch. I can't wait for monday night. we will invade your bamma ass stadium in full force.