Friday, October 24, 2008

Do you live in Real America?

Apparently, I don't. My portion of America does not have a crucial crystal meth problem (as far as I know).



I know this video is terribly biased; but good God, I swear that I actually have more executive experience than Ms. Palin. Unfortunately, those East Coast elites in Washington (read: fake America) have banned me from running the country until I turn 35.

Good thing for Real America, since my first order of business would be to eliminate any subsidies that I deem inefficient (such as this one).

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